The most unfair thing about life is the way we keep growing old and the way it all ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time and what do you get at the end of it?
A death. What`s that, a bonus?
I think the life cycle is all backward. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home where you are taken care of with full government benefits. You get kicked out when you`re at the retirement age, you get a gold watch and nice gifts and you start to go to work.
You work 40 years until you`re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do girls, drugs, alcohol; you party, and you get ready for high school. You then go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities.
And then you become a little baby. You suck around all day with no restrictions, sleep when you want and pee and shit where you want. And then you move into the best natural SPA in the world, your mother's womb; you spend your last nine months floating around, everything being taken care off and in complete control.
And then you finish off as an fantastic orgasm !!!
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I was just reading through this and thinking all the way about the movie "the life of Benjamin Button".. But then, I have to admit!!
Last line caught me dumbfounded..
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