The most unfair thing about life is the way we keep growing old and the way it all ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time and what do you get at the end of it?
A death. What`s that, a bonus?
I think the life cycle is all backward. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home where you are taken care of with full government benefits. You get kicked out when you`re at the retirement age, you get a gold watch and nice gifts and you start to go to work.
You work 40 years until you`re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do girls, drugs, alcohol; you party, and you get ready for high school. You then go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities.
And then you become a little baby. You suck around all day with no restrictions, sleep when you want and pee and shit where you want. And then you move into the best natural SPA in the world, your mother's womb; you spend your last nine months floating around, everything being taken care off and in complete control.
And then you finish off as an fantastic orgasm !!!
Apr 10, 2009
Apr 2, 2009
Six crores to provide security to Kasab
Aaaargh, I wish I could just throw out these ridiculous politicians and their asshole'ish laws to the outer space. People in India people don't get food and thousands of sick people die of hunger, but we are busy guarding an enemy and treating him as a VVIP.
It is not inconceivable to see Kasab contesting elections in India in the far future.
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Ajmal Amir Kasab -- the lone terrorist caught alive in the November 26 attacks in Mumbai-- will get to travel around in special hi-tech secured vehicle.
The Maharashtra government has imported a van costing a whopping Rs 6 crore.
According to media reports, the van will be handed over to Indo-Tibetan Border Patrol, which is providing security to Kasab. The van is fitted with a scanner that will detect any explosive in the periphery of 200 metres.
Meanwhile, as the government spends crores to ensure Kasab's safety, the lawyer defending him will be entitled to receive a meagre Rs 900 (as per the provisions of legal aid) at the end of trial.
It is not inconceivable to see Kasab contesting elections in India in the far future.
Read furthur...
Ajmal Amir Kasab -- the lone terrorist caught alive in the November 26 attacks in Mumbai-- will get to travel around in special hi-tech secured vehicle.
The Maharashtra government has imported a van costing a whopping Rs 6 crore.
According to media reports, the van will be handed over to Indo-Tibetan Border Patrol, which is providing security to Kasab. The van is fitted with a scanner that will detect any explosive in the periphery of 200 metres.
Meanwhile, as the government spends crores to ensure Kasab's safety, the lawyer defending him will be entitled to receive a meagre Rs 900 (as per the provisions of legal aid) at the end of trial.
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